she asked me to check the backyard cam.
she said the shed door won't stay shut.
i've stopped telling her what's inside it.
Footage is AI generated. The archivist logs what the cameras
catch after everyone's asleep — a figure with a camcorder appears in every
transmission, always in the background, always recording something else.
CASE 078 — BACKYARD SHED DOOR FIGURE
source: Subject residence, kitchen-window laptop webcam (Model redacted), lens taped flush to interior glass, continuous recording 2026-08-31T14:00:00-04:00 through 2026-09-01T06:12:00-04:00 via a household lifelogging client.
recovered: Eighty-four segmented .mkv shards recovered from cloud cache; a 41-minute gap sits between 20:07 and 20:48 local, and a shell script scheduled for 04:00 the following morning attempted a recursive wipe of the parent directory before terminating on a permissions error.
The witness caption, submitted with the upload, is retained verbatim as evidence and is not to be treated as narration. The subject residence is a single-family property; the primary occupant ("she" in the caption) is the uploader's spouse. Backyard telemetry from earlier in the day is unremarkable. At 14:22 the shed door is confirmed closed and latched, verified against a neighbor's ring-shaped porch camera oriented obliquely across the fence line. At 17:40 the spouse crosses the lawn carrying laundry; she does not approach the shed. At 18:31 rainfall begins. At 18:52 the shed door opens approximately four centimeters without visible contact; no gust is recorded on the property weather station in that minute.
The released clip window begins at 19:00:00. Within it, the aperture in the shed doorway remains at roughly a hand's width, the interior occupant remains stationary at a forward shoulder angle, and the door widens once, incrementally, consistent with wind loading. Nothing else inside the frame is to be described as moving except the rain on the glass and the single moth transit already logged. Archivists are reminded that the clip is publicly mirrored and any embellishment will be contradicted on replay.
Post-window: at 19:46 the kitchen monitor dims to screensaver, reducing ambient illumination on the pane; the shape in the shed is no longer resolvable after this point but the doorway aperture does not close. At 21:03 the neighbor's porch camera captures, at the far right of its coverage, a hunched silhouette at the rear fence line holding a boxy shoulder-braced device toward the shed; the figure is not the uploader, who is timestamped indoors, and the face is not recovered.
At 02:14 the shed door is logged as shut. No one is observed closing it. Further internal-camera audio from the residence, and the reason the uploader stopped telling his spouse what is inside the shed, are held at archive level and are not released with this file.
on-frame device clocks appear as recovered; the archive does not correct them.
the night log · never runs on the feed